Fedi stories in/for/out (EU) Public Admin. Adult version.
Content warning! Expect a rather ‘erotic’ reading of stories based on extracts of our research, brewed by a quirky mind.
This is a reading of some red-tape-diary stories, based on FediVariety’s deep package inspection on the EDPS’s ‘EU Voice/Video’ pilot project—but with a juicy twist! Every character is real, each event actually happened, and all quotes are genuine. However, all of this will be ridiculously tweaked.
Views are very personal, none of the involved (EU) organisations or individuals accept any liability for damage of any kind resulting from the risks inherent in the erotic transmission of messages.
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About the speaker
(Cpt.) ZZEPPOSS’s lifelong passion for technology was ignited by a childhood fascination with screwdrivers, electro-mechanical pinball machines, klunker bikes, the treasures found in his dad’s workshop… and garbage dumpsites. This fervent enthusiasm puzzled his parents and teachers for years, as it continues to baffle his colleagues, compatriots, and friends to this day. ‘Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.' is his leitmotif (cfr. WEC).
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| Type | Short talk |
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| Language | English |
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